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[swordhardy]

My what?

You mean my... birthday?

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yea thats what i said dumbass

[swordhardy]

You said bday! That could be anything

What calendar do you go by?

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really
what else could it be
plz enlighten me

bank day
barter day
beer day lmao u wish

uh like
feb, march, april......

[swordhardy]

Bacon day, boy's day, buzzard day, boxfish day, bronze day, boxwood day, breezy day, booze day, blazed day, bisque day...??

I don't know what those are. Your months? What planet are you from?

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fuck off do u actually have those
lol blazed
we could do that too

......fuck
yea
uh, its called earth

[swordhardy]

No, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I would say no to half of those!

Earth, gotcha. Let me see if I can figure out the conversion, I was actually talking to someone about this not too long ago

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cool i dont fuckin know what half of em are

......the conversion
wtf
is there 1 ? how u gonna figure it out u & ur dick are dumb as shit

[swordhardy]

You don't know what bisque and bacon are?

Yeah, some people have been figuring it out. And while that's true, you should have more faith in me and my dick

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yes bacon no bisque
boxwood ? boxfish ? a buzzard is a bird, right......

hard pass

[swordhardy]

Bisque is a soup. Yeah, that's a bird. Boxfish is a fish. Boxwood's a kind of plant.

And here I thought you liked it. Anyway, do you want to know or not?

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u know i really coulda figured those parts out
forget it why are we still talkin about this

yes god anything to get off this topic

[swordhardy]

You know I can't turn down a challenge

You brought it up? Give me a few minutes, I'll see if I can do it

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what the hell did i challenge we aint playin scrabble or nothin

its just a phrase i didnt actually wanna talk about that
go to hell
hurry up

[swordhardy]

Let's see.... for your earth calendar

The sixth month, sixteenth day. I think that's it

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oh
june.....

[swordhardy]

That bad?

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i mean
no its fine probly
bdays dont mean nothin.....

2/2

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also wtf
six month sixteenth day sixth son
ur family has problems

[swordhardy]

Hm? What's wrong with it?

And what's yours, then?

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i said nothin
ur a gemini
in case anybody asks

huh ? its early in may
the 5th month

[swordhardy]

O... kay. Is that why you asked me?

Yeah? So we're pretty close together then

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no
......ok yes

yea
exactly a month actually

[day 16 babes together]

[swordhardy]

Does it mean something? Where you're from

Oh? So we match!

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theres just this dumb thing people do
because of the stars
where like.... when ur born means things about u
ur personality & like........ who u click w/

yea guess so