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un: matoba [text/attached pdf] deflowers this inbox like I'm gonna deflower this man

[worldbent]

[Not long at all after Rokurou has been officially checked in to the resort, he receives a text to his Watch.]

[Most noticeable at first is the attachment; a pdf of a receipt from the resort's own Downy Feathers Drycleaning and Tailor, to the tune of 280 chips. Attached is a concise message:]

For that obi you savaged. Payment by chip transfer is due by end of week.

Matoba.

un: swords

[swordhardy]

[ What the hell is this.

He studies the invoice for good minute before vividly recalling that he had indeed torn apart the other man’s clothing. Justly, he would argue, but having a debt irritates the responsibility burned into bone well before he became a daemon.

It won’t stop him from responding with displeasure, ]

You’re kidding, right? This is way too expensive!

[worldbent]

I suppose you ought to have considered that before you decided pulling out a simple knot was far beyond your savage comprehension.

Better get to fucking, Rangetsu-san. I will come collecting.

text, un: angel

[schmisse]

Hey, you.

I found a theatre where we can watch a movie! Are you free later?

[swordhardy]

Hey! A whole theatre? Yeah, count me in. I've been looking forward to this!

[schmisse]

Yup. If we're lucky, maybe there won't be too many people around, too. You're not going to like it when so many people are watching. They can get noisy and annoying.

Perfect. Most of them have a screening around 6 PM, so we can probably meet at 5:45 at the main lobby. You can choose which one you'd like to watch: action, comedy, or some sort of cartoon.

un: matoba

[worldbent]

Let me rub your ears while you do it and you have a deal.

[swordhardy]

I figured you were into some weird stuff, but this…

1/2

[worldbent]

[worldbent]

Oh, this was not meant for you. Your ears are not cute.

un: girlsnight

[schmisse]

[ Rokurou has just received 1 NEW MESSAGE right around dinner time! Or perhaps he's had dinner already? Either way, he's served the main course or his dessert with something nice and sweet.

That is to say, he's just received a photo from a new account (girlsnight). The angle is a little tilted, but the photo features Nami in white lingerie and Weiss in a black one. Although Weiss' bra might not be completely on her, when Nami's face is oh-so-close to her chest and she has Weiss' nipple in between her teeth. Weiss isn't looking at the camera, eyes closed because of what may have already happened prior to the shot, her hands on Nami's forearms, holding onto her and possibly coaxing for more. It looks like Nami's having a nice meal, too!

Rokurou has now become victim to the two girls having had their fair share of alcohol and are having fun with one another. After talking about some mutual cards they have and people they like, they've decided to have them join in on the fun. Congratulations!! (???) ]

Slamming his face into the “video call” button

[swordhardy]

[ It’s just an average evening in the resort for Rokurou Rangetsu. Train for six hours, wander around, have a drink at the bar, and then head back to his suite for some meditation while considering how to enhance his training for tomorrow. When his watch alerts with a message, to say that the’s caught off guard and dumbfounded is an understatement.

He stares at the photo. And stares. And stares. And stares some more. Then, slowly, taps his finger on the screen and clicks save to folder.

Then, once he steps inside his suite and isn’t blankly standing while staring at his watch in the hallway like a giant oaf, that new username is going to receive a video call request.

Victim? Perhaps. Please come and torment him some more~ with such shocking images~ iyaaa ]

[cartographie]

[ That new username being shared property means that Nami is the one who responds to the call after a brief strategy session with Weiss. On the fourth ring, Rokurou is greeted by both of the ladies featured in the picture — or at least, just their faces, the camera of the watch angled in such a way that both of their bodies are out of frame and thus, out of sight. ]

Something wrong?

[ Sure she sounds coolly casual, and not at all like a person who just sent an extremely lewd picture to a ridiculously attractive man, but from the smug way the corners of Nami's lips are curving up in a barely suppressed smirk, the torment will be continuing. ]

delivery → un: pressf [text]

[wincon]

[ In the odd hours of the night, a small, glass bottle complete with instructions and a doodle will be left in front of Rokurou's door, delivered by Aak, as requested by Tomura. Maybe he picked a random number and the unfortunate guinea pig just ended up being Ro. Maybe he was trying to have it delivered to someone else but he got the room number wrong. If Ro doesn't want to keep the crawlers away, maybe an NPC will even helpfully give his room the dousing treatment, considering the number of crawler corpses they must have seen in front of this door during the hoard's peak.

It takes Tomura few days to follow up on who received that "gift." Look, it just wasn't really a priority, and usually side effects need a few days to kick in anyway. And once he realizes his... not necessarily mistake, but he doesn't really have anything against Rangetsu either, it takes him another couple days to decide if he really wants to do anything about this... Hey, if user @/a hasn't died or been hospitalized, it's probably not that big of a deal. So he waffles on it for a suitable amount of time before finally texting Rangetsu, several days after bug spray delivery. ]

has anything weird happened to your body recently

[ What a good and charming conversation starter! ]

cw: lactation…

[swordhardy]

[ As a swordsman and man of duty, Rokurou would never look a gift from a secret admirer horse in the face. While the crawlers pose no problem for him, he does enjoy pleasantly scented incense—which is precisely what he believes the compound to be when he sprays it around his room and enjoys the smell while straightening up and folding laundry. How nice. ✨

There is less joy when the side effect kicks in a few days later. The slow onset had mainly consisted of a tender chest and nipples sensitive to even the rustle of his clothing. Strange, but not alarming. But waking up to some cloudy liquid staining his t-shirt had shot ease into confusion and alarm. He’s in the middle of pathetically pressing twin balls of paper towels to his chest when Tomura’s message alerts on his watch. ]

How did you know?
I’m leaking.
I don’t know what to do?
Help?

un: meltokiho

[luxuriant]

ITS SUMMER 🌞 TIME ⏰ MY LITTLE 🍆 COCKATOOS!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its time to get hot 😩 and sweaty OWL 🦉 day long. 🌞😩 so pull out your peaCOCKS 🦚 and get ready for this sCUMmer 🍆 fun!!! 🏖️ From 6️⃣ in the morning 💯 to 9️⃣ at night 💯 you can 🎉 expect the sun to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏾 DON'T GET DUCKED!!! 🦆 Put on your CUMblock 💦 and your SLUTTIEST 👒hat🎩 because the sun 🌞 rays will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 CUMMIES in the sun 🌞 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, today is for you 😩😩 Go out and tan ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 while you peliCAN 🦢 and get ready to 🐦 SWALLOW not spit 😉!!! Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your HOTTEST 🙌 CHICKS AND COCKS 🐤 If you get 0️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass HAWKward 🐦 SNOWMAN ⛄️ If u get 5️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur summer HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽

[swordhardy]

Is this a “booty call”?

[broca]

[ Knock knock. Open up and answer for your sins, Rokurou. ]

[swordhardy]

[ Answer for his sins? Noooo, we’re about to have some nice wholesome bonding between men. Which is why, when the daemon opens the door, it’s all smiles. ]

You really came. Come in, come in.

[ His room isn’t big but it is bigger than those rank 2 rooms. And, despite his energy, his room is clean and neat. Go figure. ]

un: matoba | text (mid-July event)

[worldbent]

CONGRATULATIONS, PLAYER Rokurou Rangetsu!
You have been upgraded to: 6♣️ by: Matoba Seiji.

Matoba Seiji included a message:

If you're going to insist on holding me hostage in your room so often, you're going to need a better room.

un: swords

[swordhardy]

This is why I was locked out of my room last night? I slept in the hallway!!!

( 12/25 ) — xmas ding dong ditch

[juhua]

[ on the morning of december 25, which hua cheng has come to understand is christmas day, a knock on the door will herald the arrival of a gift. it's nestled in a box and wrapped in paper of his signature crimson and tied with a gold ribbon, both very auspicious colors for such an auspicious(?) holiday!

the box contains two jars of excellent rice wine, one etched with a caricature of rokurou and the other etched with a caricature of hua cheng. each of the wines is also imbued with a spell, which is described on a paper tag hanging from the neck of the jar: the one with rokurou's picture on it will increase vigor and stamina, and the one with hua cheng's picture will increase libido and sensitivity. there are also two stoneware cups to accompany the jars, both of them glazed a lovely deep red color.

along with the jars of wine is a brief note from hua cheng, in his neatest and most legible handwriting. ]

Sixth son —

More jars for your collection. May we drink together again one day!

— Third son

[swordhardy]

[ wtf this is so cute… Hua Cheng really is the best big little brother 😭 ]

@nami

[cartographie]

Please try to contain your raging boner.

[ Did he ask for this no? Is she too bored to care? Yes. ]

I’m crying this is a real video

[swordhardy]

???? Why are you being a sexy lizard?