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[swordhardy]

I’m handsome as hell. Why would it bother me? Give me some credit.

[worldbent]

I'm not talking about the outside, Rangetsu-san.

[swordhardy]

First a heart’s on my face, and now you’re not talking about it?

[worldbent]

I shouldn't be surprised that you fail to understand figures of speech.

[swordhardy]

What? I know plenty. Like “pair of dogs” and “don’t call the kettle a fish” and “beat you with a bush.” I know things.

[worldbent]

Ah, yes. "I know things", the famous rallying cry of the educated.

[swordhardy]

I’m not saying I’m a scholar, but I’ve read about three books. Maybe four.

[worldbent]

That's very impressive. I suppose they all had colorful pictures to help you along?

[swordhardy]

Pictures? No. Colored ink is expensive, you know? Most scrolls and books don't have them.

[worldbent]

You really are from the feudal era.

Shall I introduce you to films sometime? They're much more interesting than boring books.

[swordhardy]

I told you. I guess you wouldn’t realize, since I’ve adapted so well. It only took me a week to learn how to use the watch. Impressed?

I’ve seen one now. It was exciting, but I’d rather be out doing instead of sitting and watching.

[worldbent]

Quite. Who showed you?

[You know, since he highly doubts he figured it out all by himself...]

Not much exciting to 'do' around here. I think you just haven't seen the proper masterpieces yet.

[swordhardy]

Weiss. She took me to the "movies". I liked the popcorn.

Proper masterpieces? Like what?

[worldbent]

Really.

"Die Hard".

[swordhardy]

Wow, you don’t have to be so mean because I don’t know.

[worldbent]

I would never be cruel to you, Rangetsu-san.

Perhaps something more family-oriented would appeal to you? How about "Fast And The Furious"?

[swordhardy]

And now you’re lying.

What does that even mean?

[worldbent]

Not to worry. Vin Diesel-san will explain it to you.

[swordhardy]

That a friend of yours?

[worldbent]

No. That is a different actor. Much worse movies.

[swordhardy]

Okay… so we aren’t watching those ones.

[worldbent]

Do you enjoy detectives and mysteries, Rangetsu-san?

[swordhardy]

I don’t know. If there’s a mystery I usually just ask someone that knows the answer.

[worldbent]

I suppose I should have expected that of you. The type to draw a straight line through a maze, hm?

[swordhardy]

It's the fastest way!