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[worldbent]

I would never be cruel to you, Rangetsu-san.

Perhaps something more family-oriented would appeal to you? How about "Fast And The Furious"?

[swordhardy]

And now you’re lying.

What does that even mean?

[worldbent]

Not to worry. Vin Diesel-san will explain it to you.

[swordhardy]

That a friend of yours?

[worldbent]

No. That is a different actor. Much worse movies.

[swordhardy]

Okay… so we aren’t watching those ones.

[worldbent]

Do you enjoy detectives and mysteries, Rangetsu-san?

[swordhardy]

I don’t know. If there’s a mystery I usually just ask someone that knows the answer.

[worldbent]

I suppose I should have expected that of you. The type to draw a straight line through a maze, hm?

[swordhardy]

It's the fastest way!

[worldbent]

Perhaps some melodramatic romance story really is all you can handle.

[swordhardy]

Romance? I’m not that kind of guy.

[worldbent]

Don't worry, that much has been clear from the start. But perhaps you will be able to learn by watching?

[swordhardy]

Learn? Why?

[worldbent]

[Because "Miss Misa" is tired of watching you embarrass yourself.]

You don't think it would be a useful skill to have around here?

[swordhardy]

For what reason?

Men like me die on the battlefield, not in the arms of a beloved wife.

[worldbent]

My, that is a lot of assumptions in one reply. What battlefield are you planning to die on in a realm like this?

[swordhardy]

I do plan to return where I'm needed.

[worldbent]

As do we all.

Backup plans, then? Is that what they are?

[swordhardy]

What are?

[worldbent]

Prospects.

[swordhardy]

Die hard?

[worldbent]

Not keeping up, are you? That's fine.

I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.