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[ Him staring down at the phone for several seconds trying to figure out if he really wants to deal with this... But even over text Rangetsu comes across as slightly pathetic and clueless right now, and it technically is Tomura's fault. If only he'd picked a room whose resident he didn't know, so he could leave them to suffer their fate without so much as a second thought...

What is it about men who are a little dumb, huh. ]

what do you mean by leaking
like from your dick
?

[ Haha just sidestepping that "how did you know" part😇 ]

I wish
No, no
I think my soul is leaking out of my body
From my nipples.

[ He's half kidding, but there is a touch of stupid helplessness there. While he understands what it is, the daemon simply can't comprehend that it's happening to him. He isn't a woman, first of all, much less a pregnant woman. Or a woman that recently gave birth. Which is why, in some ways, it really does feel like it's his soul leaking out of his body.

But also. Maybe it is. Weird shit happens here, and there's another part of him that hopes it is some destruction of his very core being and not lactation. That would be easier to handle. ]

It hurts, and not in the way I like.

[ Record scratch.....

While it may be true that Tomura is pretty clever by the standards of his own world, that's still a world which operates on vastly different rules than this one. He doesn't know the first thing about magic or souls, so for all he knows, that is theoretically possible in this place??? He's totally not texting Aak to check, like, right now.

At some point during the several minutes his messages go unread he at least texts Rokurou back—no news on whether or not it's your soul though, sorry buddy. ]

there's some kind of scented bug spray on the market causing weird side effects
but with the shit they put in the food here we can't rule out that it might be something you ate

I don't need to eat, so I haven't eaten anything in a while
You know, now that you mention it... someone gifted me some incense
Do you think that's it?
What am I gonna do??
It won't stop coming out!

[ He's currently throwing that "incense" out of his door and into the hallway for some other poor sap to have to deal with. Even so, it doesn't stop the problem. If only Tomura could see his expression now... nothing like the daemon thralling under knives and hungering for blood. He's just a stupid man pacing around his room with paper towels on his nipples. ]

Come help

[ Oh... That's new information, though not terribly relevant in the moment. ]

you sure it was incense?
I've only heard of someone giving away bug spray with some "side effects"
if it's that, it'll to go away eventually.

what do you want my help for?

No. It didn't smell good, anyway.

How long is eventually?
You're smart, you gotta know how to fix it faster right?

just a few days, probably

not really
drugs aren't my area
apparently it helps to "let it out"

How am I even supposed to do that

squeeze it out
like a cow or something

[ he hates this conversation. ]

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cw lactation ∞ sorry ro....

it's ok............ tomura is evil hot............so can be forgiven

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