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[swordhardy]

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GAME DETAILS & STATS

HOUSING
↳ Ruby Underground studio with wray
↳ Frequent visitor at pushpin & formant's apartment

INVENTORY
↳ Wisteria-like potted plant
↳ Numerous weapons (Kurogane Stormquell, obsidian short swords, various knives)
↳ Usual outfit (kimono jacket, hakama, under armor, hard armor, soft armor, gloves, black under layer)
↳ Causal wear (sweatpants, t-shirts, boxers, slip-on sandals)

HAUNTS
↳ Bars in the Ruby Underground
↳ Parks during early morning for training

Comments

[pushpin]

was that really the first txt i ever sent u
fuck thats embarrassing
i really shoulda given up drinking sometime

no ? which parta climbing a rock sounds fun ?

[swordhardy]

It was
I don’t remember you being drunk, but maybe I’m wrong
Your tolerance has come a long way since a sip of sake

Which part doesn’t?
Man and rock caught in ultimate battle
Sheer strength to get to the top and claim it
… and that’s about it

[pushpin]

i was drunk when i got the tattoo
but ur not wrong about that
......hey get ur head outta the past, right now is when im suffering

rocks aint particularly interesting to look at
dont especially got a desire to conquer it, since itll be standin long after me
maybe w/ a stick of dynamite but that dont really do much for my " ow pulling the trigger hurts like a bitch ow owww " problem

[swordhardy]

Keep your mind off it
Sitting there thinking about how it hurts only makes it worse

What about if it was a competition?
Try and beat me to the top, winner takes all
Ooooof the rocks

[pushpin]

why do u think i texted my favorite distraction
go on, do somethin distracting

ehhh.....
better but fun like once n then the novelty wears off

[swordhardy]

Now who’s being the suckup?
Hmmm
Alright
Is cereal a soup?

Then we find something else
Swimming is good too

[pushpin]

no its garbage

swimming helps w/ strength ??

[swordhardy]

Ouch
Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Sure, it targets muscles you might not normally use
And it’s low impact, so good after a day of heavier training

[pushpin]

dont insult the bliss n perfection of sandwiches that way
what is w/ u askin if TRASH is real food, i feed u better than this !!

huh.... ok put swimming on the list of maybes
what about....... like......
sexercise
theres gotta be a way to make it not just cardio right

[swordhardy]

But doesn’t it count? It’s on bread and has meat between it
It’s kind of a sandwich, isn’t it?

Yeah … probably
Think you could pick me up and fuck me? That’d take some strength

[pushpin]

u call that
meat ??? its full of ground up assholes and gristle !!
NO IT DOESNT COUNT

uhhh
i think... against a wall w/ ur knees on my shoulders ?
thats not a bad place to start right.... ur fuckin heavy

[swordhardy]

Gristle? What are you talking about?
It’s just
Hot ………… dog

Yeah!
Work on lifting me and you’ll be stronger in no time
I wouldn’t mind getting carried around every once in a while
Bet it feels nice

[pushpin]

......do u think hot dogs are made of dog

just in general ?
i think i can piggyback you for a while

[swordhardy]

Hotdog
Hot dog
Hot … dog
Hotdog, it’s right there

Why not both?
Use me however you want

[pushpin]

ur so fuckin stupid, thats just the name !!
there made outta the waste parts of pig & cow !!!

[ stop don't get any dumber his dick is already hard ]

fine but im not tellin u when or how
im just gonna do it

[swordhardy]

That makes no sense
What are you going to tell me next? That hamburger doesn't have ham?

Maybe you shouldn't start with me
Know any twinks?

1/2

[pushpin]

its made all outta cow so no, it dont

well sure but i can already lift them pretty well
im not some pissant

[pushpin]

wait who the fuck taught u the word twink

[swordhardy]

I can know words

[pushpin]

u cant know shit, not even hot dogs

[swordhardy]

They’re MISLEADING

[pushpin]

i got money on u usin this one wrong too

[swordhardy]

Guys who look like you can snap them in half like a twig, right?

[pushpin]

most normal people are like that for u
theyre small PRETTY bottoms

1/2

[swordhardy]

Oh
It’s close enough